ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via sunshinelollypops-and-rainbows)

me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via evolitional)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via magicul)

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

(via stop)

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laugh-until-you-drop, via irmawbu)

lliampayne:

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works 

(Source: musicalbeds, via manda)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

(Source: mockingjs, via hate)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via magicul)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via thephoenixssong)

alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

(Source: alltimeboners, via scarriest)